{"product_id":"handcrafted-it-s-not-a-dad-bod-card","title":"Handcrafted “It’s Not A Dad Bod” Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"170\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eHumorous Luxury Greeting Card for Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"593\"\u003eMake your Dad laugh with this playful “It’s Not A Dad Bod” card, perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion. Professionally printed on 300gsm FSC-approved ivory hammered card, it is blank inside for your personal message and comes with a recycled brown envelope, wrapped in a cellophane sleeve for a polished finish. Lightweight, fun, and eco-conscious, this card brings humour and style to every celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"698\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eFun \u0026amp; Humorous Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clever Dad Bod vs. Father Figure illustration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"765\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eBlank Interior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Personalise your message for any occasion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"788\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300gsm FSC-approved ivory hammered card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"913\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"861\"\u003eEco-Friendly Packaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Recycled envelope and cellophane sleeve included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"934\"\u003eVersatile Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or special moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003eSPECIFICATIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1052\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5 × 7” (127 × 178 mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1068\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e FSC-approved 300gsm ivory hammered card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/strong\u003e Recycled brown included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made in the United Kingdom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1228\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 22.68 g (0.8 oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bewilderbeest","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53145532399947,"sku":"501","price":3.4,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/4769\/7227\/files\/original_54367ab0-2fad-4859-856e-4b5e521603d1.jpg?v=1754757748","url":"https:\/\/goldfinchwoodbridge.co.uk\/products\/handcrafted-it-s-not-a-dad-bod-card","provider":"Goldfinch Woodbridge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}