Yellow sign with pink text 'keep your pants on and your teeth in' on a reflective surface.
Humorous Keep Your Pants On Greeting Card
Humorous Keep Your Pants On Greeting Card
Humorous Keep Your Pants On Greeting Card
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Yellow sign with pink text 'keep your pants on and your teeth in' on a reflective surface.

Humorous Keep Your Pants On Greeting Card

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Description

Laugh and Stay Calm with This Bold, Funny Card

Add a touch of humor to any occasion with the "Keep Your Pants On" Greeting Card, featuring the witty advice of artist Peter Andrews. The humorous message is accompanied by a dazzling embossed gold frame, making it as stylish as it is funny. With a blank inside, there's plenty of space for your own message of strength, support, or just some lighthearted humor. Whether you’re cheering up a friend or celebrating a funny moment, this card is sure to make them smile.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Bold & Hilarious: A straight-to-the-point, funny message that will bring a laugh to anyone’s day.
  • Embossed Gold Detail: The stunning gold frame adds an extra touch of elegance to the humor, making this card a keepsake.
  • Blank Inside: Plenty of space for you to add your own personal message.
  • Support a Cause: 100% of the proceeds go towards ARTHOUSE Unlimited, a charity supporting artists with neuro-diverse and physical support needs.
  • Handcrafted with Purpose: Each card features the unique artwork of talented individuals, giving real value to each purchase.

SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Design: Humorous "Keep Your Pants On" message with an embossed gold frame
  • Material: High-quality card
  • Size: Standard greeting card size (specific dimensions not provided)
  • Inside: Blank for your own message
  • Made In: The UK
  • Charity Support: 100% of sales revenue supports ARTHOUSE Unlimited

About Goldfinch

17A Thoroughfare, Woodbridge, IP12 1AA

At Goldfinch we 'Celebrate Independent Makers Of Beautiful Things', many made in East Anglia. Every item is chosen by me with love and care, from makers who value quality, longevity and beauty. We hope these pieces will be enjoyed by you for years to come.

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Frequently Asked Questions

See all FAQs here

Can I add a gift message or gift wrap?

Yes — every order can be sent with a handwritten message, and we offer elegant gift wrapping on request. Perfect for sending something special directly to your recipient.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit and debit cards, as well as Apple Pay.

How much is delivery and how long will it take?

Standard UK delivery is typically 2–4 working days. Delivery charges are £6.95 with free shipping offered on orders over £75.

Can I return or exchange an item?

We hope you’ll love your purchase, but if not, you can return it within 30 days of receipt for
a refund or exchange. Items must be unused and in their original packaging. Unfortunately
you cannot return earrings for hygiene reasons unless they are faulty

Where are your products made?

The majority of our collection is British-made, with many items crafted here in East Anglia. Where we do source internationally, we ensure every piece ethically produced.

Do you only sell British-made items?

Our focus is on championing British makers, but we occasionally curate beautiful pieces
from overseas , always from trusted, ethical suppliers.

Are your products sustainably sourced?

Yes. Sustainability is central to everything we do. We prioritise natural materials, environmentally responsible packaging, and suppliers who share our values.

Do you have a physical shop I can visit?

Yes — our shop is in the heart of Woodbridge, Suffolk. We’d be delighted to welcome you in
person.

Can I collect my order in person from the store?

Absolutely. At checkout, simply select ‘Click & Collect’ and we’ll have your order ready for
you.

How should I care for my jewellery/soft furnishings/home fragrance?

Each product page includes care advice. If you need further guidance, we’ll be glad to advise.

Do you restock sold-out items?

Many of our products are made in small batches, so once they’re gone, they may not return. However, some favourites are regularly restocked.