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Humorous Old Baastard Card
Humorous Old Baastard Card
Humorous Old Baastard Card
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Card with a cartoon sheep wearing a party hat and the text 'Old Baaastard!' on a green background.
Four icons representing FSC Certified Paper, Vegan Inks, Plastic Free, and No Chlorine, Acid or Nasties on a pink background.
Four icons representing recycled envelope, climate pledge, recyclable product, and recycled packaging on a white background.
Map of the UK with text indicating where different products are made or processed.
Measurement chart showing envelope and card dimensions on a pink background
List of brand logos and media outlets on a white background
Collage of various greeting cards with different designs and text.
Colorful cards with cartoon animals and humorous text on a pink background
Four colorful birthday cards on a pink background
Collection of colorful greeting cards with cartoon illustrations on a pink background

Humorous Old Baastard Card

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Description

Playful Birthday Card with a Cheeky Illustrated Sheep

Celebrate the passing years with a smile using this humorous “Old Baaastard” birthday card, featuring a cheeky sheep in a party hat ready to join the fun. Perfect for dads, grandads, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about ageing, it brings light-hearted humour to any birthday. The inside is left blank, giving you plenty of room for your own personal message.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Fun & Humorous: A playful design for those who enjoy laughing about getting older.
  • Charming Illustration: Features a cheeky sheep in a party hat.
  • Blank Inside: Space for your own heartfelt or funny message.
  • Perfect for Him: Great for dads, grandads, uncles, or friends.
  • UK Made: Designed and produced in the United Kingdom.

SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Product: Humorous illustrated birthday card
  • Inside: Blank for personal message
  • Design: Cheeky sheep with party hat
  • Occasion: Male birthday / humorous birthday
  • Origin: Made in the UK

About Goldfinch

17A Thoroughfare, Woodbridge, IP12 1AA

At Goldfinch we 'Celebrate Independent Makers Of Beautiful Things', many made in East Anglia. Every item is chosen by me with love and care, from makers who value quality, longevity and beauty. We hope these pieces will be enjoyed by you for years to come.

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Can I add a gift message or gift wrap?

Yes — every order can be sent with a handwritten message, and we offer elegant gift wrapping on request. Perfect for sending something special directly to your recipient.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit and debit cards, as well as Apple Pay.

How much is delivery and how long will it take?

Standard UK delivery is typically 2–4 working days. Delivery charges are £6.95 with free shipping offered on orders over £75.

Can I return or exchange an item?

We hope you’ll love your purchase, but if not, you can return it within 30 days of receipt for
a refund or exchange. Items must be unused and in their original packaging. Unfortunately
you cannot return earrings for hygiene reasons unless they are faulty

Where are your products made?

The majority of our collection is British-made, with many items crafted here in East Anglia. Where we do source internationally, we ensure every piece ethically produced.

Do you only sell British-made items?

Our focus is on championing British makers, but we occasionally curate beautiful pieces
from overseas , always from trusted, ethical suppliers.

Are your products sustainably sourced?

Yes. Sustainability is central to everything we do. We prioritise natural materials, environmentally responsible packaging, and suppliers who share our values.

Do you have a physical shop I can visit?

Yes — our shop is in the heart of Woodbridge, Suffolk. We’d be delighted to welcome you in
person.

Can I collect my order in person from the store?

Absolutely. At checkout, simply select ‘Click & Collect’ and we’ll have your order ready for
you.

How should I care for my jewellery/soft furnishings/home fragrance?

Each product page includes care advice. If you need further guidance, we’ll be glad to advise.

Do you restock sold-out items?

Many of our products are made in small batches, so once they’re gone, they may not return. However, some favourites are regularly restocked.