Greeting card with a cat in a cocktail glass and 'Catatonic' text on a light blue background
Greeting card with a cat in a cocktail glass and 'Catatonic' text on a light blue background

Catatonic – Greeting Card

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Description

Humorous Cat & Gin-Themed Card Printed on Premium Hammered Card Stock

Designed in Suffolk by Bewilderbeest, this hilarious “Catatonic” greeting card captures the mood of every cat who refuses to be disturbed not even for a G&T. Perfect for cat lovers, gin fans, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, it features Bewilderbeest’s signature wit and characterful illustration. Professionally printed on heavyweight 300gsm ivory hammered card, it’s blank inside for any occasion and comes with a recycled brown envelope.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Bewilderbeest Design: Quirky, expressive, and full of personality.
  • Perfect for Cat & Gin Lovers: A fun card that always gets a smile.
  • Premium Quality: Printed on textured 300gsm ivory hammered card.
  • Blank Inside: Suitable for birthdays, thank-yous, or just-because notes.
  • Eco-Friendly Envelope: Paired with a recycled brown envelope.
  • Gift-Ready: Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve.

SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Size: 5" × 7" (127 × 178 mm)
  • Material: 300gsm ivory hammered card
  • Inside: Blank
  • Envelope: Recycled brown
  • Packaging: Cellophane sleeve

About Goldfinch

17A Thoroughfare, Woodbridge, IP12 1AA

At Goldfinch we 'Celebrate Independent Makers Of Beautiful Things', many made in East Anglia. Every item is chosen by me with love and care, from makers who value quality, longevity and beauty. We hope these pieces will be enjoyed by you for years to come.

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Frequently Asked Questions

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Can I add a gift message or gift wrap?

Yes — every order can be sent with a handwritten message, and we offer elegant gift wrapping on request. Perfect for sending something special directly to your recipient.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit and debit cards, as well as Apple Pay.

How much is delivery and how long will it take?

Standard UK delivery is typically 2–4 working days. Delivery charges are £6.95 with free shipping offered on orders over £75.

Can I return or exchange an item?

We hope you’ll love your purchase, but if not, you can return it within 30 days of receipt for
a refund or exchange. Items must be unused and in their original packaging. Unfortunately
you cannot return earrings for hygiene reasons unless they are faulty

Where are your products made?

The majority of our collection is British-made, with many items crafted here in East Anglia. Where we do source internationally, we ensure every piece ethically produced.

Do you only sell British-made items?

Our focus is on championing British makers, but we occasionally curate beautiful pieces
from overseas , always from trusted, ethical suppliers.

Are your products sustainably sourced?

Yes. Sustainability is central to everything we do. We prioritise natural materials, environmentally responsible packaging, and suppliers who share our values.

Do you have a physical shop I can visit?

Yes — our shop is in the heart of Woodbridge, Suffolk. We’d be delighted to welcome you in
person.

Can I collect my order in person from the store?

Absolutely. At checkout, simply select ‘Click & Collect’ and we’ll have your order ready for
you.

How should I care for my jewellery/soft furnishings/home fragrance?

Each product page includes care advice. If you need further guidance, we’ll be glad to advise.

Do you restock sold-out items?

Many of our products are made in small batches, so once they’re gone, they may not return. However, some favourites are regularly restocked.