Keep Your Pants On

Keep Your Pants On

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Description

No need to panic as long as you heed the advice of artist Peter Andrews in this straight-to-the-point funny card. Now printed with a dazzling embossed gold frame and blank inside for your own message of strength, this card is a surefire funny way to raise flagging spirits.

Made in the UK

ARTHOUSE Unlimited is a charity that represents a collective of artists living with complex neuro-diverse and physical support needs. The artists work alongside instructors to create artworks which are developed into designer products for sale. All artwork derives from the skills each artist brings to the enterprise and every contribution holds real value.

Offering a sense of purpose lies at the heart of ARTHOUSE Unlimited’s philosophy in line with our belief that feeling truly respected improves health, happiness and well-being. We strive to challenge perceptions and to create better acceptance and inclusion for people living with neurodivergence and physical adversities.

As we grow we hope to offer more opportunities to people in other towns across the UK. 100% of sales revenue sustains the charity, enabling it to grow and evolve

Frequently Asked Questions

See all FAQs here

Can I add a gift message or gift wrap?

Yes — every order can be sent with a handwritten message, and we offer elegant gift wrapping on request. Perfect for sending something special directly to your recipient.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit and debit cards, as well as Apple Pay.

How much is delivery and how long will it take?

Standard UK delivery is typically 2–4 working days. Delivery charges are £6.95 with free shipping offered on orders over £75.

Can I return or exchange an item?

We hope you’ll love your purchase, but if not, you can return it within 30 days of receipt for
a refund or exchange. Items must be unused and in their original packaging. Unfortunately
you cannot return earrings for hygiene reasons unless they are faulty

Where are your products made?

The majority of our collection is British-made, with many items crafted here in East Anglia. Where we do source internationally, we ensure every piece ethically produced.

Do you only sell British-made items?

Our focus is on championing British makers, but we occasionally curate beautiful pieces
from overseas , always from trusted, ethical suppliers.

Are your products sustainably sourced?

Yes. Sustainability is central to everything we do. We prioritise natural materials, environmentally responsible packaging, and suppliers who share our values.

Do you have a physical shop I can visit?

Yes — our shop is in the heart of Woodbridge, Suffolk. We’d be delighted to welcome you in
person.

Can I collect my order in person from the store?

Absolutely. At checkout, simply select ‘Click & Collect’ and we’ll have your order ready for
you.

How should I care for my jewellery/soft furnishings/home fragrance?

Each product page includes care advice. If you need further guidance, we’ll be glad to advise.

Do you restock sold-out items?

Many of our products are made in small batches, so once they’re gone, they may not return. However, some favourites are regularly restocked.